Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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