Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
