Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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