It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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