let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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