ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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