of course. lets lasso hookers.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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