grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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