I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you win again, gameday.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
