i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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