oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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