Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize