Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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