You work out of a Hotel?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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