So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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