the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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