Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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