who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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