Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Randomize
