Christians are straight up FREAKS
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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