I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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