at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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