he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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