Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
handjob tips. give me some.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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