he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I woke up under a house in Key West
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