can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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