It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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