I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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