I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It's blow job season.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I enjoy the company of your penis
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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