my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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