I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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