Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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