I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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