He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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