i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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