quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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