why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have fence marks all over my body
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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