we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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