I cockslap morals
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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