Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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