I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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