I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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