yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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