He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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