i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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