By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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