You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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