Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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