Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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