maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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