i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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