Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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