Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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