pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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