i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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