oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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